Umer Beet Jati Hai

Rabte k banane mein umer beet jati hai
Faslay simatne mein umer beet jati hai

Toot kar bikharne mein der kitni lagti hai
Aur phir simatne mein umer beet jati hai

ek attal haqiqat hai kis kadar haseen dhoka
zindagi samajhne mein umar beet jati hai

jo anna ke raston pe door tak nikal jain
un ke phir palatne mein umer beet jati hai

raah mein bichharr jaye wo jo hamsafar kaisa
us ko yaad karne mein umer beet jati hai

jab ganwa diya us ko tab humne jana hai
dil ki baat kehne mein umer beet jati hai

Nice SMS

"Ikhlaaq ki qeemat kuch nahi deni parrti..
Magar uss se har cheez khareedi jaa sakti he"

(Hazrat ALI) A.S

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Jahan sadaqat 0r khahloos nazar aye wahan dosti ka haath barhao Warna!
Tumhari tanhai tumhari behtreen saathi hai..!

(Hazrat Ali a.s)

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"Aisa bohat Kam hota hai k JALDBAAZ Nuqsaan na Uthayay.

Or

Aisa ho hee nahi sakta k SABAR karnay wala NAAKAAM ho...."

Hazrat Ali a.s

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SawaL hua namaz ktni zrori hay?

HAZRAT ALI (R.A) said:
Agar tum pani me doob rahey ho or tumhay pta ho k waqt-e-namz hay to tum niyat karLo tumhrai namaz ho jyegi"

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IMAM JAFAR E SADIQ A.S Nay Farmaya;
Kasrat e Dua.,
Thorri Guftagu.,
Kam Sona
ALLAH TA'ALA Ko Buhat Pasand Hai.

Bechara FARAZ

Last Year
Sab se Ziada Matti Paleet Kis Ki Hui..?

1. Musharraf
2. Judges
3. Taliban
4. Zardari
5. Bush

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And The Answer Is..
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FARAZ

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Ek Hee Suf Mai Kharye Ho Gaye Mehmo0d-o-Ayaz,
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Dono K Jo0Tey Le K Bhaag Gaya Faraz. . .

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Kabhi kabhi lait kar yeh sochti hoon Faraz

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Agar beth kar soch loon to kon si Qayamat ajayegi :-)

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FARAZ Nichay Ka Msg Parh0,,
Mujhse NARAZ Ho Kya??
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Tum Kya Dekh Rahi Ho Yaar,

Tum FARAZ Ho Kya? ;-)

knowledge-able SMS

ALLAH ki 4 Rehmatain Aisi hain jo insan se brdasht nahi hoteen

1. Beti
2. Mehman
3. Barish
4. Beemari

Or 4 azaab aise hain jo insan khushi se brdasht krta hay

1. Sood
2. Jahaiz
3. Gheebat
4. Jhoot

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Hazrat Moosa (A.S) ne ek dafa Allah se poocha:

"AEY ALLAH' JAB TU KHUSH HOTA HAI TO KYA KARTA HAI?"

Allah ne farmaya:

"JAB MEIN KHUSH HOTA HOON TO BARISH KARTA HOON"

Hazrat Moosa (A.S) ne phir poocha ke jub Tu aur ziada khush ho to?

Allah ne kaha:

"TAB MEIN BETIYAN PAIDA KARTA HOON"

Hazrat Moosa (A.S) ne phir poocha k jab Tu aur khush ho to?

Allah ne farmaya:

"JAB MEIN SAB SE ZIADA KHUSH HOTA HOON TO MEIN MEHMAAN BHEJTA HOON"

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"QURAN" parho to "DIL" khul jaye

"NAMAZ" parho to "CHEHRA" noorani ho jaye.

kitni "DILKASH" hai "RASOOL-E-KHUDA" ki sunnatein.

Amal karo to zindagi sanwar jaye.

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"AZAN" Khamoshi se suno 0r jawab b do,

"AZAN" k 1 Lafz k Badle 1500 Naikian milti hain

0r

Mukamal "AZAN" Se 2640000 naikian milti hain.

GOLDEN WORDS

HADEES E NABWI (SAWW):

"Tum ALLAH ko Faraghat aur Aish-o-Araam mein yaad rakho, ALLAH tumhe tumhari musibat aur sakhti main yaad rakhey ga"

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"Nigahen aesi rakho jo buri nigahon ko b jhukne pe majboor karde"
Or
"Zuban esi estemal karo jo talkh zuban mein b meethas bhar de"

Hazrat Muhammad P.B.U.H

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Insaan ki izzat or us se Mohabbat karo,

Kyun k hr Insan K andar Khuda ki koi na koi Sift Moujood hoti hai.

Hazrat ALI (R.A)

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Insan ki tamam pareshanian 2 wajohat ki waja se hen.

1. Taqdeer se ziyada chahta hay.!

2. Aur waqt se pehlay chahta hay.!

(Imam Ghazali)

The Jungle Book

Swingdance in Jungle Book

Friendship SMS

In wrld 6 thngs r gift frm ALLAH

1.Mother's love

2.Father's advice

3.Brother's care

4.Sister's fight

5.Kisi ka pyar

&

6. Oye! apni dosti yaar...! :-)

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No need to sit with me when I'm sad

No need to talk to me when I'm bored

No need to cry 4 me when I'm dead

But dont ever forget me while I'm alive

IT HURTS....

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Time might lead me somewhere away frm u & fate might wipe me frm ur memory

BUT

I will always b thankful 2 God dat once in a life's journey we became

FRIENDS..

Funny Urdu SMS

Once a reporter was intrviewng an injured...
"how were u injurd?"
INJURED: "I'z just passng by a road, a bomb wz thrown close to me..."
Reporter: "did the bomb exploded?"
INJURED (angrily):Naiiii...Wo reeeng ker mere qareeb aaya aur bola

"BHAOOOW"

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Eik charsi nay doston ki dawat ka program banaya,

aur apnay he ghar say raat ko bakra chori kia,

Aur khoob dawat ki,

subha jab ghar poncha to bakra ghar main tha, bivi say pocha bakra kahan say aya?

Bivi boli bakray ko goli maro!!

yeh batao raat ko tum kutay ko chori kr k kahan ly kr gay the :p

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Is dunian mein ik

* DIL *"*. .*" "*.*" hey

Jo sirf aap k liye dharakta hey

Or

Wo Hey

Aap ka apna dil :P

JOKES / SMS

Once 3 Turtles decided to g0 0n a picnic.

When they reached there, they realized they had f0rg0tten the s0da.

The y0ungest turtle said he w0uld g0 h0me and get it if they w0uld nt eat the snaks until he return.

A week went by, then a m0nth, and finally a year.

The 2 turtles said:

'0h come on lets eat the snacks now.' Suddenly the little turtle p0pped up from behind a r0ck and said: If you d0 this i w0n't g0..:-D

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Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium?

Pathan: BA

Prof: For Sodium?

Pathan: NA

Prof: What will we get if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combined?

Pathan: BANANA!!

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This is a very historical msg read carefully

In year 1766

ME

YOU

MY FRIENDS

YOUR FRIENDS

No one was born :p

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FUNNY SMS

Night Was Dark

Moon Was High

Boy Stopped His Car

Girl Asked Y?

Boy Came Close

She Felt Shy

He Told In Her Ear
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DHAKKA MAAR
PEtrol Khatam Ho gya hai.;-)

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Fr¡éñds "BÄLöÖÑS"
Ki Tarah høte hain
Ék Dafa Hath Sé ChøøT Jayeñ tö wapis nai Ate
Is Liye Mai Søchta hùñ


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"tmko Phussss kar k apñe Pas Hi Raakh løn";-)

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Jo

Ho Gya

Wo Ho Gya

Jo

Hona Hoga

Wo Hoga

Or Jo Ni

Hona Hai

Wo Ni Hoga

Q K Jo

Hona Hai

Wo Tu

Hoga Hi Hoga

Ab Dkhna Hai

K Kia

Hoga?

OR

Kia Ni

Ho ga

Hone Ko To

Kuch Bi Hoga

Yahi

Sochna Hai

K Kia

Hoga?

Agr

Kuch Hoga

Tu Theek

Hoga OR

Ni Hoga

Tu Bi Theek

Hoga

OR

Theek Ni Hoga

Tu Kuch

Kese

Ho Ga?

Ab AP Bataen K Aagay Kia Hoga?

Kisi Or
Ko
AP
Bhi
Bhejen

Acha
Time Pas Hoga

Nahi hoga to wo pagal to zaroor hoga... :D

Taskeen na ho jis se....

"Taskeen na ho jis se woh raaz badal dalo"

"Jo raaz na rakh paye hamraaz badal dalo"

"Tum ne bhi suni ho gi bari aam kahawat hai"

"Anjaam ka ho khatra aghaaz badal dalo"

"Pur-soz dilon ko jo maskan na de paaye"

"Sur hi na mile jis mein woh saaz badal dalo"

"Dushman k iradon ko hai zahir agar karna"

"Tum khel wohi khelo andaaz badal dalo"

"Aey dost karo himmat kuch door sawera hai"

"Agar chahte ho manzil to parwaaz badal dalo"

NICE SMS - ENGLISH

When you count best friends..

Don't count me!!

When you count close friends..

Don't count me!!

But when you really need a friend..
Start from me..:-)

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The Company of Good People is like,
"The Shop of Perfume"

Whether you bought Perfume or not,

You will receive lot of Good Fragrance...:-)

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When a cyclone strikes, huge trees get uprooted.

But the simple grass survives.

Be noble and humble like the grass,

Simple but strong!!

NICE SMS - URDU

AAP(S.A.W.W) Ne Farmaya:

Jab 3 Kefiyatein Hon Tu Forn DUA Mango,Us Waqt DUA Rad Nai Hogi..
1.Jab Jism Kanp Uthy.
2.DiL Mein Khof Aajaye.
3.Ankhon Se Ansu Jari hon.

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Ager Koi Tumhain BURA Kahay Or Tumhain Ghussa Aajaye,
To...
Samajh Jao K Tum Waqai BURAY Ho.

Hazrat ALI (R.A)

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"Aqalmand jab khaamosh hota hay to fikar krta hay...
Jab bolta hay to zikar karta hay...
or jab dekhta hay to Ibrat hasil karta hay.

Hazrat ALI (R.A)

FUNNY SMS/JOKES - URDU

King of the States,
Apple of my father's eye,
Strength 4 my mother's heart,
My brother climbed over the mare,

Samajh aai ?

Nahi,

English samajhna her kisi k bus ki baat nahi, punjabi version mulahiza farmaiye:

Desaan da Raja,
Mere Babul da piyara,
Ambri de dil da sahara,
Veer mera ghori charya.

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Ek kbootar ne Sardar te bitth kar ditti...

SaRDAR:
Oye teri maa ne tainnu "KACHHA" pana nai sikhaya...?

KaBOOTAR:
"Saaleya..!! tu kachha pa k karda aein...?

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3 Poltri Forms ka Inspection ho raha tha

Inspector:Tum Murghion ko kya khilate ho?
1st Pthan:Bajra
Inspector:Wrong Food..
Arrest him..

Inspector to 2nd:Tum kia dety ho?
2nd Pthan:Rice
Inspector:Tum B ghlat ho-Arrest him

Last Wala Ghabra k bola:Hum to saab Murghion ko 5,5 rupay de deta hay k marzi se jo chahy kha lo.

What a Reply... Mind blowing

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