"how were u injurd?"
INJURED: "I'z just passng by a road, a bomb wz thrown close to me..."
Reporter: "did the bomb exploded?"
INJURED (angrily):Naiiii...Wo reeeng ker mere qareeb aaya aur bola
"BHAOOOW"
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Eik charsi nay doston ki dawat ka program banaya,
aur apnay he ghar say raat ko bakra chori kia,
Aur khoob dawat ki,
subha jab ghar poncha to bakra ghar main tha, bivi say pocha bakra kahan say aya?
Bivi boli bakray ko goli maro!!
yeh batao raat ko tum kutay ko chori kr k kahan ly kr gay the :p
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Is dunian mein ik
* DIL *"*. .*" "*.*" hey
Jo sirf aap k liye dharakta hey
Or
Wo Hey
Aap ka apna dil :P
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