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Once 3 Turtles decided to g0 0n a picnic.

When they reached there, they realized they had f0rg0tten the s0da.

The y0ungest turtle said he w0uld g0 h0me and get it if they w0uld nt eat the snaks until he return.

A week went by, then a m0nth, and finally a year.

The 2 turtles said:

'0h come on lets eat the snacks now.' Suddenly the little turtle p0pped up from behind a r0ck and said: If you d0 this i w0n't g0..:-D

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Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium?

Pathan: BA

Prof: For Sodium?

Pathan: NA

Prof: What will we get if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combined?

Pathan: BANANA!!

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This is a very historical msg read carefully

In year 1766

ME

YOU

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No one was born :p