FUNNY SMS/JOKES - URDU

King of the States,
Apple of my father's eye,
Strength 4 my mother's heart,
My brother climbed over the mare,

Samajh aai ?

Nahi,

English samajhna her kisi k bus ki baat nahi, punjabi version mulahiza farmaiye:

Desaan da Raja,
Mere Babul da piyara,
Ambri de dil da sahara,
Veer mera ghori charya.

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Ek kbootar ne Sardar te bitth kar ditti...

SaRDAR:
Oye teri maa ne tainnu "KACHHA" pana nai sikhaya...?

KaBOOTAR:
"Saaleya..!! tu kachha pa k karda aein...?

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3 Poltri Forms ka Inspection ho raha tha

Inspector:Tum Murghion ko kya khilate ho?
1st Pthan:Bajra
Inspector:Wrong Food..
Arrest him..

Inspector to 2nd:Tum kia dety ho?
2nd Pthan:Rice
Inspector:Tum B ghlat ho-Arrest him

Last Wala Ghabra k bola:Hum to saab Murghion ko 5,5 rupay de deta hay k marzi se jo chahy kha lo.