Sardar SMS

Sardar k boss ne usay job se nikal dia,
Sardar roz us k ghr k samnay potty kar k aata.

Dost: Ye kia harkat hay?
Sardar: Usay batana chahta hoon k bh0okha nahi mar raha....

************************

Sardar k bachay ne sardar se pucha..

papa..! ap jab mar jao ge toh ap ko dafnyain ya jalayain.

Sardar..! Beta mujh se kuch na pucho, mujhe surprize dena ;-)